one third of me: I want a boyfriend so much, relationships are so cute
one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol
one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves
about me
except the kill people part
i don't ever wish that one someone
more like i hope you forget to bring your shoes into the pool so you burn your feet getting back to your car
or when i see you at my high school reunion i hope you are fat and living in your parents basement
because you dear sir are an asshole
wow therapy session in my tag
but seriously
he talked about a girl giving him a blow job
in chemistry class
where i was sitting right next to him
and wanted to puke
because who would willingly stick that dick in her mouth
i got an std just sitting next to him
Midwest girl in heart. Pittsburgh girl in mind.
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Basically, your stereotypical blog
